I would replace "Bitcoins you manage to steal" with "Bitcoins you manage to double-spend". Then, it still seems the same to me.
It may destroy great value if it shakes confidence in the sidechain infrastructure. Thus, the value of the stolen BTC may decrease, in addition to the lost future tx fee revenues of the attacked chain.
In my view, sidechains should only exist at all if they positively impact Bitcoin's value. It is therefore desirable for miners to steal from chains that provide no value-add.
Again, I don't really think it is that different. One could interchange "recent txns" (those which could be double-spent within 2-3 weeks) with "sidechain deposit tnxs".