I do think we need to move beyond this idea of Bitcoin being some kind of elegant embodiment of natural mathematical law. It just ain't so.
Every time miners and nodes ignore a block that creates >formula() coins that's a majority vote on a controversial political matter, as evidenced by the disagreement with mainstream economics and that it's one of the most common things for alt coins to change. Indeed Satoshi's chosen inflation formula is a highly political statement on the value of inflation - he could have programmed Bitcoin to inflate forever and avoided a whole area of politics, but he chose not to.
So please, let's agree to accept that Bitcoin is ultimately just a piece of software that encodes rules helping us run our little community in some specific ways. It's not physics and we should believe our own hype by pretending it is.